This Is What I Call UNIVERSITIES !

Assalamualaikum :D

Korang yang dah habis SPM tu mesti tengah pening kepala kan nak fikir macam mana nak sambung belajar lepas ni. JPA ke, MARA, or tggu UPU la. Eh, kalau x dapat UPU cane ? Masuk Matrikulasi la. Uish, aku dapat kat Johor plak tu. Cousin ak cakap banyak pocong. Daripada korang pening2 pikir, baik korang consider Hamburger University, nama pun 'sedap' kan ? Korang gelak!! --' University ni global training centre tau. Belaja tinggi2 sampai degree, keje la kat McDonald. Korang blaja sampai Ph.D, lepas invent la burger baru. Burger yang makan banyak kali, x kenyang2 gak. Konfem business korang laku gile. Merepek r.

Tak nak university ni ? Takpe, banyak lagi university yg 'weirdo' kt luar sane tu. Yang ni censcored sket ek, 18sx. University ni kat Las Vegas, so, tetau je la dorang macam mana kan ?

Vegas Stripper University (VSU). Name dah gempak! Cam yang korang lihat, U ni baru bukak, est 2010. So, die memang nak ramai student. Apa! Korang nak register?! Bley je, dah berjaye nanti paggil aku tau. Yang dapat Ph.D konfem hebat. Eh, aku tau sape! xkan nak cakap nama kot --' Haha. Kadang2 aku pon pelik macam mana la dorang boleh ada idea nak buat universiti yang pelik2 macam ni. It's Europe, everything 'does' there ;D

That's all ;D

The Toilet @ SEMASHUR

Assalamualaikum!

Firstly, SEMASHUR bukan haunted school ye --' Video ni sebenarnya program 'Da Huang Pictures' untuk train bakat2 baru dalam 'film editing' or yang bajet2 nak jadi director tu pon boleh gak. Oleh kerana prorgam ni di bawah kerjasama Alliance Francais, so kenelah selitkan gak bahasa perancis di situ. Dalam banyak2 'grenre' yang kitorang pilih, kitorang pilih kategori 'seram'. Herm, punyelah pening pikir, canelah nak buat scene seram2 tengah hari buta ni ye ? Kene la edit sket lighting tu bagi nampak malap, dah la Malaysia punye tengah hari ni panas terik --'

Nasib baik la dalam team kitorang ada Erwan (dh pgi mesir buat medic!) memang pakar r bab2 video editing ni. Alang2 sekolah asrama en, apo lagi, kito bakor kitorang gunakan sepenuhnye elemen seram asrama ni. Hahaha. Dalam banyak2 idea, aku takleh terima idea Erwan pasal scene dalam toilet tengah mandi tu --' Mmg x patot btol, dah la sekolah ni 'alim' gak en. Pastu video ni penah gak ditayangkan kat event besar, hari guru un ad x silap ak(tapi mase last2). Mane la aku nak letak muka mase tuh. LARII!!!?. Oh tidak, tu jalan terakhir. Aku dengan poyonye bajet2 hot --' Hahaha. Tapi takpelah kan, video tu mencecah 1000++ view. Ok la tu, amateur~

Ada orang cakap kat aku jangan tulis entri panjang2 --' Sebab die kata malas nak baca. So, i'll stop here. Till then!

Believe in your hearts? Or Get real!

We often hear people saying, 'just believe in your heart,it'll be okay'. Nahh, it's happen all the time in some movies or cartoon. But in the real wold, it's don't work that way. You just have to get REAL!
Well, nothing fair here in our world as the reality is bitter to chew, u just have to 'gulp' it okay.
Our heart tell us our desire, it's not neccesarily the best for us, or worse. It's hard to make decision, weather to follow ur heart, or think in the reality. Okay, i'll give u an example.


Situation 1
U got a bad result in SPM, yet, u're still relying and hoping that u'll get a renowned scholarship like Petronas fly overseas with full support of JPA without even have a 'backup plan'. Dreaming that u're studying overseas, get a degree, then move on master and doctorate Ph.D. Have a distinguished position and have a 'booming' salary.
GET REAL! life doesn't work that way. The last part can be possible but it's too complicated than u can imagine.


Situation 2
This usually happen to 'after SPM student --'
When u're making decision on your courses, dun just believe ur heart, think logically okay or u're gonna end up suffering of regret. You have to get real and don't just follow ur desire and' lust' okay. haha.